"Ты видишь свет во мне, но это - есть твой собственный свет!" (с) калугин

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Radiant Farms Canned Unicorn Meat Specifications
* Limited availability
* 14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience
* Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland
* Crunchy horn bits in every bite - an excellent source of Calcium
* Tastes like rotisserie chicken but with a hint of marshmallow sweetness
* Easily spreadable for sandwiches, hors d'oeuvres, and more
* Sparkly meat lends the unmistakable air of class and sophistication to your parties
* Unlike other meats, unicorn fat is polyunsaturated and lowers your LDL cholesterol
* Not yet approved by the USDA or FDA, but the nuns have eaten it for centuries and they're healthy as horses